‘Geostorm’ Review

Director: Dean Devlin

Writers: Dean Devlin and Paul Guyot

Cast: Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Abbie Cornish, Alexandra Maria Lara, Zazie Beetz, Eugenio Derbez, Daniel Wu, Talitha Bateman, Ed Harris and Andy Garcia

Synopsis: When the network of satellites designed to control the global climate start to attack Earth, it’s a race against the clock to uncover the real threat before a worldwide geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.

 

*Reviewer Note: This will be a spoiler free review.*

 

Natural disasters movies are probably, and arguably, the best escapism movies in Hollywood. There’s something about watching cities and monuments getting destroyed that we see every day or want to visit. But, let’s be honest, natural disaster movies have kind of lost their luster. There’s only so many times you can watch the Statue of Liberty get destroyed, or a massive wave destroying a city. Eventually, everything is going to get done, so you’re left with trying to do something different.

Off that note, Geostorm already had an uphill battle against the plethora of other natural disaster movies, so it decided to include all of them, and add the sci-fi element of a machine that can control the weather. Does it sound ridiculous? Of course it does! But we’re talking about people being able to control the weather with a machine. Oh, and it’s directed by Dean Devlin, who has produced all those disasters movies.

Geostorm is set in a world where after climate change has gotten so out of control, the world leaders finally band together to create what is dubbed “The Dutch Boy,” after the story of a boy who stops his town from flooding by putting his finger in a hole. The Dutch Boy is a series of satellites that control the weather from the International Space Station, the creator of the program is Jake Lawson (Gerard Butler), but it taken away from him after a series of events and given to his younger brother, Max (Jim Sturgess), who then has to fire him. We skip forward a few years, and after dangerous malfunctions starts happening, killing thousands of people, Max finds Jake and sends him back to the station to figure out what’s going on.

Meanwhile, Max, who is having a secret relationship with a secret service agent played by Abbie Cornish, deals with the problems on Earth as much as he can, before finding out there is something bigger to the whole picture. Now, the two brothers have to put aside their different and stop whoever is using the Dutch Boy as a weapon, and save the world.

I didn’t want to dislike or hate Geostorm, unfortunately the movie doesn’t do itself any favors. Like I said, Geostorm had an uphill battle from the beginning, and it also didn’t help that the movie came out after real natural disasters that people are still recovering from. Moreover, the movie did end up doing a lot of reshoots to apparently fix a lot of issues (I can only imagine what those were).

That’s not to say Geostorm doesn’t have some good aspects to it. There are some dumb popcorn-movie entertaining moments, and some descent funny lines, but the movie doesn’t really have anything groundbreaking that we haven’t seen before. It’s a rather safe natural disaster movie which kind of defeats the purpose on the genre.

All in all, Geostorm is an uninspired natural disaster movie that never really capitalizes on its own “new” concept. The acting is borderline flat, with the destruction being a mix-match of things we’ve seen before, but more importantly, Geostorm is rather predictable with its twists, which take you out of the movie a bit. Like I mentioned, I didn’t want to dislike or hate Geostorm as much as I did, but the movie didn’t do itself any favors.

Geostorm

2.5 out of 5

‘Warcraft’ Review

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Director: Duncan Jones

Writers: Duncan Jones and Charles Leavitt

Cast: Travis Fimmel, Paula Patton, Ben Foster, Dominic Cooper, Toby Kebbell, Ben Schnetzer, Robert Kazinsky, Clancy Brown, Daniel Wu, Ruth Negga, Anna Galvin, Callum Keith Rennie, Burkely Duffield, and Ryan Robbins.

Synopsis: The peaceful realm of Azeroth stands on the brink of war as its civilization faces a fearsome race of invaders: orc warriors fleeing their dying home to colonize another. As a portal opens to connect the two worlds, one army faces destruction and the other faces extinction. From opposing sides, two heroes are set on a collision course that will decide the fate of their family, their people, and their home.

 

*Reviewer Note: This will be a spoiler free review.*

 

Before I start, I should be noted to everyone: I have never played World of Warcraft. So everything in this review is purely based on what is in the film. I know very little to nothing at all of the games, so I don’t want anyone out there reading this that has played the games to curse me out because I got something wrong.

The film starts by showing us the world of the orcs, which is dying, and a dark mage Gul’dan (Wu), who uses the powerful dark magic called The Fel, has opened a portal to the world of Azeroth. However, the magic and portal isn’t strong enough to bring through all the orcs, so horde lead by Gul’dan, Blackhand (Brown), Durotan (Kebbell), Orgrim (Kazinksy), and others go through to capture humans. The reason being is that Gul’dan needs souls to keep the portal open long enough.

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Meanwhile, a mage-in-training, Khadgar (Schnetzer) has sensed the portal opening and The Fel, so he goes to warn King Llane (Cooper) about the danger soon to come. Llane enlists his brother-in-law and commander of his army Lothar (Fimmel) to stop the orcs from taking over their lands. Lothar does have help in Khadgar, a half-breed named Garona (Patton) and a powerful mage, and guardian of Azeroth, Medivh (Foster). What the humans don’t know is that Durotan fears The Fel and Gul’dan from making things worse and decides that working the humans might be his kinds only hope.

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Now, there is a lot going on in Warcraft, and I do mean, a lot. That’s not necessarily, a bad thing in a movie, but what will make-or-break a movie is if everything works seemingly throughout. Unfortunately, Warcraft stumbles a bit on that. Not every plot point and story works, or when it does it leads to nothing or an underwhelming resolution. Again, not every plot point or story is this way, some of the work. When the film focuses on a linear story and characters, it works in full force.

It’s one of the great things that director Duncan Jones does in the movie. He gives sides, orcs and humans, their fair share of screen time to make us understand both sides of what’s going on, and makes them tick. Durotan gets the better arc, for the main characters of him and Lothar, as the hero orc doing what he thinks is best for his people. It also gives us something so we can sympathize with the orcs, since you know, they’re not real and makes us connect with the CGI characters.

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The human cast is fine, since I can’t really talk about the orc actors since they are all covered in CGI and their voices are distorted, which is fine since I don’t think any of us expect to hear human voices coming out of an orc. That of course doesn’t take away anything from those actors and their performances. And the CGI for the film is pretty great, but the only real orcs that get good screen time is Toby Kebbell’s Durotan (he also plays another small role in the film), who is arguably the most developed and complete character in the whole film. Next to him would be the villain Gul’dan played by Daniel Wu.

Travis Fimmel gives off a cocky but confident warrior that is respected by the others soldiers, which I’ll admit, his cockiness put me off at times. He is given, albeit it felt forced, storyline that pays off at the end. Ben Schnetzer’s Khadgar is one of the cooler human characters and seemed to enjoy his time ranting off spells and has a lot to offer in the film, but doesn’t get to, which is a shame. Paula Patton’s half-breed character Garona doesn’t really pop until the last half of the film where it takes an interesting turn, but we never see the real fallout of it, which is extremely disappointing. Ben Foster as The Guardian/Medivh pops when he shares scenes with Fimmel and Schnetzer. Dominic Cooper’s King Llane and Ruth Negga’s Lady Taria don’t do too much, with the expectation of Cooper during the final act of the film.

Again, I’ve never played the games, so I’m sure there are references and nods to the games or other material that maybe would have helped me be more into the film. This is one of the big things the film was set to face: dealing with non-fans. I’ll admit that I wasn’t looking forward to the film that much, but there was enough in the film to make me really enjoy myself while watching.

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The only real gripe I have with the film is that it doesn’t feel completed. The film leaves itself way too open for sequel for my liking. It might be picky, considering we now live in a world filled with franchise starters and sequels, but Warcraft takes that to the extreme. It’s bold for Universal Pictures and Legendary Pictures to think fans will drive out in droves (or hordes) to watch the adaptation. But, for non-fans or people that don’t know anything about the world or characters, it leaves a bitter taste and feeling.

All in all, Warcraft will hopefully have enough for non-fans of the games to grab on to. The CGI for the orcs is fantastic and Toby Kebbell’s Durotan is the standout of all the characters. The film stumbles trying to control all the plot points and while some work better than others, the film still leaves some story to be desired, and it feels unfinished it some cases.

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Warcraft

3.5 out of 5