Worst/Disappointing/Least-Liked Movies of the 2016

It’s the end of the year boys and girls, you know what that means? It’s list time!

I’ll put up my list of “Best/Favorite” movies of the year later, but with all those good/great/awesome movies I have, I had to sit through some stinkers unfortunately. Some of these I knew weren’t going to be any good walking in, but I ended up taking the hit anyway. The list ranges all over the place so don’t think I’m attacking certain movies because it’s easy. I walk into every movie with a clear mind and soaking up the movie for what it’s worth.

The list will have the movies in alphabetical order, just to be fair, and because I really don’t want to go through the trouble anymore of picking a number one because they weren’t good enough to make it on my other list. Like all lists, this is my opinion! So if you don’t agree that’s perfectly fine and probably justified. Film is subjective, and that’s why I love it.

Finally, there are other movies that could have gone on the list, but these are the ones that truly stuck out. Alright, let’s get this over with.

 

Dishonorable Mentions

Ben-Hur

Masterminds

Siren

 

 

Disappointments/Least-Liked/Worst Movies of the Year

Anitbirth (IFC Midnight/Traverse Media/Hideaway Pictures)

This is one of the many films I watched at the Bruce Campbell Horror Film Festival in August, and having heard nothing about the film or even watching a trailer, I didn’t know what was coming. I probably should have watched the trailer, because I didn’t like this movie. At all! I didn’t feel anything for the characters, and the story felt like it was going nowhere. The ending, oh man the ending, it literally came out of nowhere, and while the ending would have been shocking if the story hadn’t been bad, it didn’t help matters whatsoever. I know I said I wouldn’t label too many of the films, but this is easily one of my worst films of the year. Maybe the worst.

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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Warner Bros./RatPac-Dune Entertainment/Atlas Entertainment/DC Entertainment)

This one may take the cake for the biggest disappointment of the year. Despite finally bringing two of the biggest comic book characters on the big screen for the first time, the film was filled with poor editing decisions along with being too crowed for its own good. Zack Snyder said the film was cut severely, but that shouldn’t mean a movie should suffer. While seeing Batman and Superman duke it out was nice to finally see on the big screen, it wasn’t enough to pick this movie up. Also, it doesn’t matter – I mean it does – but why would I sit through a movie again that’s longer to see the difference(talking about that “Extended Cut” on Blu-Ray).

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Blair Witch (Lionsgate/Veritgo Entertainment/Snoot Entertainment/Room 101)

What we all thought was just another found footage movie called The Woods actually ended up being a surprise sequel to The Blair Witch Project. The film was directed by Adam Wingard (You’re Next, The Guest) and his usual writing partner Simon Barrett –the previously films mentioned – and that had me from the very beginning. I’m a huge fan of those two, and when it was announced that the film was really Blair Witch, I was both hesitant and excited. Taking into account the film was riding high in praise it was getting in early screening, the end result was a mixed bag – being mostly negative. While the film tried to connect to the spirit of the first film, including revving up the finale, it just didn’t have that same connection the first film made. Some parts were interesting, but at the end of the day, I don’t think it was executed well.

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Gods of Egypt (Lionsgate/Summit Entertainment/Mystery Clock Cinema/Thunder Road Pictures)

Gods of Egypt was one of those movies I was excited to watch when it was announced, and when the cast came together with director Alex Proyas, I thought this has to be good, right? Turns out, I was wrong. Very, very wrong. Filled with very questionable (to put it very lightly) CGI throughout, the film felt more like a glorified SyFy Channel movie than it did a big budget Hollywood movie. It didn’t help that despite the pretty good cast, they couldn’t save this either. Dumb fun popcorn film at its finest, but still COME ON!

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Independence Day: Resurgence (20th Century Fox)

Oh boy, this was…ugh. The sequel was something many fans have been wanting for a long time, and I’m sure Resurgence destroyed any hope of getting a worthy sequel. The film had its moments, but only a few to be honest. It just was bad. I mean, I could point out the things I didn’t like with this movie or what was wrong, but that’s too much to write. Also, the more I thought about the film afterward – even know as I’m writing this – I can feel myself getting angry.

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The 5th Wave (Sony Pictures/Columbia Pictures/GK Films/LStar Capital/Material Pictures)

Based on the book by Ricky Yancy, The 5th Wave had a good set-up and source material to set it just a tad apart from the other young adult novel adaptation out there. I read the first book way before the film came out and was looking forward to seeing what they were going to do with this. Unfortunately, the film was bland, and felt way too generic for its own good. It never felt like anything was really happening even when it was, and one of its supposed standout twist moments involving a character reveal was to dark to see what was going on. A big disappointment considering what the book had to offer.

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The Neon Demon (Amazon Studios/Broad Green Pictures/Bold Films/Vendian Entertainment/Space Rocket Nation)

Oh, Nicolas Winding Refn. For me, Refn is a hit-or-miss director for the films I’ve seen. I really liked Bronson and Drive, but Valhalla Rising I couldn’t even finish, and I’ve heard nothing but bad things from Only God Forgives. When it came to The Neon Demon, I didn’t know what to anticipate, and even while I was watching it, I thought, what the hell am I watching? So The Neon Demon wasn’t even a disappointment, least-liked or bad movie, it just was a movie I watched that had its very Refn-esque moments, and some what the hell did I just watch moments.

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Triple 9 (Open Road Films/Anonymous Content/Worldview Entertainment/MadRiver Pictures)

Triple 9 had a lot of good things going for it with an amazing cast and a great director in John Hillcoat (The Road). So it’s a shame that the film ended up being a bit of a disappointment. The film had some great potential, and while the film does live up to some of it, it didn’t capitalize on what the film promised or what it could have been.

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Suicide Squad (Warner Bros./DC Entertainment/RatPac-Dune Entertainment/Atlas Entertainment/Lin Pictures)

If Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was a disappointment, Suicide Squad just added to it. I didn’t get on the hate train like a lot of other people did. I liked most of it, and I thought some parts worked, but I couldn’t get over all the missteps the film had to make it good or even great. To even say it was better than Dawn of Justice (the theater cut) isn’t even saying that much either. I didn’t hate Suicide Squad, and while I had more fun watching this than Dawn of Justice, I can’t honestly say I loved it either. Also, Jared Leto’s Joker: ugh.

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Warcraft (Universal Pictures/Legendary Pictures/Blizzard Entertainment/Atlas Entertainment)

I never played the games myself, but I knew how big the game was to some people. I also knew this film was in the works for a long time – Sam Raimi was originally attached to direct for a while – so finally seeing this on the big screen was a big deal. Unfortunately, for me, the movie didn’t click for me. The film at times felt too much like it was catering to the fans then casual or non-game fans, which is something I always thought the film shouldn’t have done. I didn’t dislike Warcraft, some of it was pretty good, but overall, the film felt jumbled at times and I had a hard time connecting to some of the characters.

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All right, so there are my worst, disappointments, least-liked films of the year. What were some of yours?

Be on the lookout for my other lists coming out soon.

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February Movie Releases

So how are those New Years Resolutions coming along? Kidding! (Mine aren’t doing too hot either).

 

Anyway, we’re here for movies! February may seem light, but it is filled with great potential and even some big films of the year that everyone has their eyes on, I’m looking at you Deadpool. Whatever the case, February has a lot of variety for everyone, so let’s get into it shall we?

 

 

5th

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The Choice (Romance – Lionsgate/The Safran Company/Nicholas Sparks Productions)

A Nicholas Sparks movie is coming out ladies! The film follows Travis (Benjamin Walker) and Gabby (Teresa Palmer), who met in a small coastal town and wind up in a relationship that is tested by life’s most defining events. The film also stars Alexandra Daddario, Maggie Grace, Tom Welling, and Tom Wilkinson.

 

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (Comedy/Horror/Action – Cross Creak Pictures/Screen Gems/Head Gear Films/Darko Entertainment)

Based on Seth Grahame-Smith’s novel of the same name, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies follows The Bennet Sisters lead by Elizabeth (Lily James) as they deal with the social class order and an army of the undead that plague England in the 19th century. The film has had its ups-and-downs over the years so I’m glad the film is finally coming out, and that it actually looks not that bad. The film also stars Sam Riley, Douglas Booth, Matt Smith, Jack Huston, Bella Heathcote, Suki Waterhouse, Ellie Bamber, Millie Brady, Emma Greenwall, Charles Dance and Lena Headey.

 

Hail, Caesar! (Comedy/Drama – Universal Pictures/Working Title Films/Mike Zoss Productions)

The Coen Brothers’ next film is set in the golden days of Hollywood – the 1950s – as the film follows a Hollywood fixer, played by James Brolin, who is bought in by the studio to find one of the top actors in Hollywood (played by George Clooney), who has been kidnapped by someone or people calling themselves “The Future.” The film looks pretty funny and seems to have the classic Coen Brothers style and humor. Hail, Caesar! also stars Ralph Fiennes, Channing Tatum, Scarlett Johansson, Jonah Hill, Frances McDormand, and Tilda Swinton.

 

 

12th

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How to Be Single (Romantic Comedy – New Line Cinema/Flower Films/Richard Pictures)

The film follows Alice (Dakota Johnson) after breaking up with her boyfriend is taken out by her party heavy friend Robin (Rebel Wilson) to see the nightlife in New York City. Along the way they encounter more single people like Alison Brie, Leslie Mann, Jake Lacy, Nick Bateman, and Damon Wayans Jr. The film is already going up against Deadpool and Zoolander 2, but even if it wasn’t, the trailer doesn’t  do too much for me personally.

 

Zoolander 2 (Comedy – Paramount Pictures/Red Hour Films/Polygram Filmed Entertainment)

It took a while, but it finally happen: a Zoolander sequel is here. This time the film follows aging supermodels Derek (Ben Stiller) and Hansel (Owen Wilson) who are brought in by an organization when the world’s “most beautiful people” are killed and they all share Zoolander’s signature look. The film does have an uphill climb to top or even be on the same level as the original. The film also stars Penelope Cruz, Kristen Wiig, Christine Taylor, Will Ferrell, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

 

Deadpool (Action – 20th Century Fox/Marvel Enterprises/TSG Entertainment)

It’s finally here! After the failure of bringing the character to life in X-Men Origins: Wolverine, fans pretty much forced 20th Century Fox to give them a proper version of the merc with the mouth, and more importantly, make it a solo film. Well, now it happening and fans seem to be super excited to watch it.

 

 

19th

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Risen (Adventure Drama – Sony Pictures/Columbia Pictures/LD Entertainment/Affirm Films)

The film follows the Biblical story of the Resurrection as told through the eyes of a non-believer, Clavius (Joseph Fiennes), a powerful Roman Military Tribune and his aide Lucius (Tom Felton) and are tasked with solving the mystery of what happened to Jesus in the weeks following the crucifixion, in order to disprove the rumors of the risen Messiah and prevent an uprising in Jerusalem. The film will follow in the footstep of many religious films coming out this year. The film also stars Peter Firth, Cliff Curtis and Maria Botto.

 

Race (Drama – Focus Features/Forecast Pictures/Trinity Race/Solofilms/JoBro Productions & Film Finance)

A biopic about one of the greatest track and field athletes in history in Jesse Owens, played by Stephan James, as he prepares for the world stage of the 1936 Olympics. The film also stars Jason Sudeikis, Carice van Houten, Amanda Crew, Shanice Banton, Jeremy Irons and William Hurt.

 

The Witch (Horror – A24/Code Red Productions/Maiden Voyage Pictures/Pulse Films/Scythia Films)

The Witch made some waves at film festivals, more specifically Fantastic Fest and the Toronto International Film Festival, so it has some hype to live up to. The film follows a family in 1630s New England that is torn apart by the forces of witchcraft, black magic and possession. The film does look pretty creepy and it something I’m really looking forward to. The film stars Anya Taylor-Joy, Ralph Ineson, Kate Dickie, Harvey Scrimshaw, Lucas Dawson, Ellie Grainger and Julian Richings.

 

 

26th

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Limited Release: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

A sequel to one of the best martial arts films of all time, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny continues the story of Michelle Yeoh’s Yu Shu Lien and tells of a story of lost and young love, and a legendary sword and one last opportunity at redemption. The film also stars Donnie Yen, Harry Shum Jr., Jason Scott Lee, and Shuya Chang. The film will get a limited theater release and will come out on Netflix as well.

 

Eddie the Eagle (Biography Drama – 20th Century Fox/Marv Films/Studio Babelsberg/Saville Productions)

The film tells the story of Great Britain’s first ski jumper – Eddie “The Eagle” Edwards – to enter the Winter Olympics. The film definitely has some things working for it as it stars Taron Egerton (Kingsman: The Secret Service)) as Edwards and Hugh Jackman as Bronson Peary, his coach and Christopher Walken also stars. The film looks pretty fun and has definitely jumped to my must-see list.

 

Gods of Egypt (Action Adventure – Lionsgate/Summit Entertainment/Thunder Road Pictures/Pyramania)

Alex Proyas directs this film that follows a Bek, a thief who is entrusted by the gods to help Horus (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) take back Egypt from Set (Gerard Butler) who has taken Egypt for his own and has led it into darkness. The trailer was definitely something I was not expecting, but the film does look like a dumb fun action film. Gods of Egypt also stars Courtney Eaton, Abbey Lee, Rufus Swell, Elodie Yung, Chadwick Boseman, Goran D. Kleut, and Geoffrey Rush.

 

Triple 9 (Crime Thriller – Open Road Films/Anonymous Content/Worldview Entertainment/MadRiver Pictures)

Triple 9 follows a gang of criminals and corrupt cops as the plan the murder of a police officer in order to pull off a big heist. The film has been on my most anticipated for a while so it’s nice to finally see it come out especially since it has a massive cast of: Woody Harrelson, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Casey Affleck, Anthony Mackie, Aaron Paul, Norman Reedus, Teresa Palmer, Clifton Collins Jr., and Kate Winslet.

 

What are you looking forward to?