Frustrating, Undecided and Disappointments/Least-Liked Movies of 2019

It’s the end of the year boys and girls, you know what that means? It’s list time!

I’ll put up my list of “Favorite Movies of the Year” later, but with all those good/great/awesome movies I have seen, I had to sit through some stinkers unfortunately. Some of these I knew weren’t going to be any good walking in, but I ended up taking the hit anyway. The list ranges all over the place, so don’t think I’m attacking certain movies because it’s easy. I walk into every movie with a clear mind and soaking up the movie for what it’s worth.

The list will have the movies in alphabetical order, just to be fair, and because I really don’t want to go through the trouble anymore of picking a number one because they weren’t good enough to make it on my other list.

Like all lists, this is my opinion! So if you don’t agree that’s perfectly fine and probably justified. Film is subjective, and that’s why I love it. Finally, there are other movies that could have gone on the list, but these are the ones that truly stuck out.

But first, let’s talk about the movies I didn’t know where to put, or as I like to call it – The Undecided

 

The Undecided Movies of the Year

Ad Astra

One of the challenges Ad Astra faced was marketing. The trailers and TV spots – even a TV spot I saw recently – are treating the film as a sci-fi space action thriller. The thing is director James Gray (Lost City of Z) isn’t that kind of director, and the film was much more of a personal film about Brad Pitt’s character trying to find his father (played by Tommy Lee Jones), but his character is so mission focused that he find it hard to connect with everyone. It’s a quiet film, but effective with Pitt’s performance.

 

Joker

Joker is, arguably, the most talked about movie of the year, for the good, bad and all the articles it sparked. Regardless of that, Joaquin Phoenix did deliver a rather haunting performance as Arthur Fleck, but there is just something about this film’s theme and message that gets lost in its delivery.

 

Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood

Quentin Tarantino’s ninth film, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood made A LOT of waves when it came out. Moving most of that aside for right now, what made the movie worth every penny was watching Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt playing off each other, or even stealing the show on their own as aging cowboy actor Rick Dalton and his stuntman, Cliff Booth. At the end of the day though, I can’t see myself putting it in my favorites or honorable mentions. I didn’t dislike or thought the film was bad, I’m kind of indifferent to it.

 

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Based on the popular book series, I was fully looking forward to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and not just because of the books, but the crew behind the camera. Guillermo del Toro produced the movie – he was originally attached to direct for a while – while Andre Ovredal (The Autopsy of Jane Doe) directed the movie. The movie was fine, but there was a certain punch missing from it.

 

The Lighthouse

If you saw the movie, you know why it’s here. Seriously, I still don’t know whether I enjoyed the movie, or have this need to enjoy the movie. Robert Pattinson and Willem Dafoe are great in it – I prefer Dafoe here – but man, The Lighthouse was something.

 

The Irishman

Martin Scorsese’s latest film made, no surprise, waves amongst film fans and critics. The “long” film about Mob hitman Frank Sheeran (Robert De Niro), and the role he may have had in the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa (Al Pacino). I honestly can say I enjoyed watching the movie, and watching the performances of De Niro, Pacino and the returning Joe Pesci, but then there are very minor things that a director like Scorsese should have known better about – I’m looking at you Anna Paquin.

 

 

Frustrating Movies of the Year

Brightburn

What would happen if Superman came to Earth and was actually evil? But, he’s not actually Superman because of comic rights? That’s what Brightburn basically was, and while concept wise it worked, execution wise, well, that’s another story. While the performances of the main trio – Jackson A. Dunn, David Denman and Elizabeth Banks – made the movie worthwhile, Brightburn suffered from not really going all-out like it did. Granted, there are places the movie DID go that was surprising.

 

Escape Room

Escape Room followed a group of strangers, who take a mysterious invitation to be a part of an immersive escape room, where the winner gets a cash prize – although the trailer dubs in a larger amount than in the movie. Of course, things are much more than they appear to be.

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t really looking forward to Escape Room, but considering it came out at the beginning of the year, and the amount of new movies coming out is very slim, I went and boy was I impressed!

The movie and cast were very solid, and right as I was about to eat my words, the ending happened.

Escape Room lost every bit of steam it had built up with its terrible ending that really served no purpose other than set up a sequel, which is happening and set to come out this year. Now before you say, some other movies set up sequels, it couldn’t have been that bad? Yes, yes it was.

Sometimes the less you show, and the mystery, is much better than the explanation you give. I’d still highly recommend Escape Room, just turn it off five minutes before the credits roll.

 

Glass

After years of wanting a sequel to Unbreakable, we finally got one in the form of Spilt and after feeling the high that was the return of M. Night Shyamalan, we got Glass. It’s not the say that Glass was a bad movie, because it some respect it wasn’t. Glass followed our three already introduced trio in James McAvoy’s Kevin Wendell Crumb and his multiple personalities, Bruce Willis’ David Dunn and Samuel L. Jackson’s Elijah aka Mr. Glass. All three have been captured and locked away to “treat them” of their illness, which is they believe they’re real-life superheroes by the mysterious Dr. Ellie Staple played by Sarah Paulson.

For its credit, Glass does try to get the message across that these three created their own reality that their superheroes, and Paulson gives an unflinching performance to boot. The problem with Glass is it falls into the pitfalls that put Shyamalan out of favor with fans in the first place – the twists. Now, sure, most fans at the beginning loved the Shyamalan twist, but eventually they became the butt of many jokes.

The problem with the Glass is that has one too many twists in it, and one in particular that comes from out of nowhere and feels like it was a last minute thing that Shyamalan put in there to have fans talking about that rather than what he did to his characters that we’ve come to love.

Glass could arguably be the most frustrating movie of the year, I know it is for me, since just about everyone – okay, maybe not everyone – was hyped to see Shyamalan come back to form.

 

The Kitchen

Based on the comic book series of the same name, The Kitchen followed the wives of New York gangsters in Hell’s Kitchen in the 70s, played by Melissa McCarthy, Elisabeth Moss and Tiffany Haddish, who continue to operate their husbands’ rackets after they’re locked up in prison, and making themselves highly successful in the process. With a set up like that, and three always reliable leads, how the hell did this become such a mess!?

McCarthy, Haddish and Moss do the best with what they’re given, and this is their show, but why bother getting some big names for s supporting cast just to waste them. Domhnall Gleeson, James Badge Dale, Bill Camp, Common and Margo Martindale are in the movie, but not really. It’s a tonal whiplash at times, the editing is off, it’s a bit anti-climatic at one point and its ending is undeserved because it just comes out of left field with no real development.

 

Alright, now let’s get this over with.

Dishonorable Mentions

Anna

Child’s Play

Miss Bala

Polaroid

The Dead Don’t Die

Men in Black: International

 

Disappointments & Least-Liked Movies of the Year

Black Christmas

The second remake of the classic horror film, now with a modern twist, Black Christmas follows a group of sorority sisters who are being hunted by down a mysterious group at their college campus. While I appreciated that the movie tried to make the remake its own thing, nothing really happens until the last act of the movie, and even then – with a twist as well, mind you – it was a little too fumbled to really appreciate it.

 

Close

Close seemed to be Netflix’s potential answer to the Bourne franchise, but unfortunately for Noomi Rapace – who probably does deserve another franchise – she wasn’t given enough to put this movie over the top. The movie follows Rapace’s Sam, a bodyguard for hire, and when she’s hired to protect Sarah (Olivia Jewson) the daughter of a business tycoon who just died, she’s put into the crosshairs of corporate espionage. The action thriller has little action and the majority of it feels uninspired, and on top of that the movie trudges along to its finale that just comes out of nowhere with no real, or at the minimal lazy, build-up.

 

Dark Phoenix

The last X-Men movie in the Fox run, Dark Phoenix unfortunately whiffed it on their way out. The Dark Phoenix story arc is, arguably, one of the best X-Men comic arcs in history, so it was always bound for a big-screen adaptation. Of course, the first time we got the big-screen story was X-Men: The Last Stand – there are some cool moments in the movie, let’s not shit on the movie entirely okay. Then the franchise got rebooted, and after the tease of X-Men: Apocalypse – which Dark Phoenix seemed to completely ignore – we knew we were in for another take of the story.

Unfortunately, Dark Phoenix suffers from just more than some bad writing. The movie did have some problems behind-the-scenes, and then had some last-minute third act reshoots that changed a lot. It was also well known that Jennifer Lawrence wanted out of the franchise, and only came back because James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender came back…and you can clearly see she DID NOT want to be there – seriously, I’ve never seen someone so uninterested in being at work.

The biggest complaint I have about Dark Phoenix is that it’s just kind of bland. The action is a tad uninspired, and while the final train sequence was actually kind of cool, since it has the X-Men, Magneto and two other mutants who we met thirty seconds ago teaming up, the rest of it just happens.

 

Replicas  

Replicas follows Keanu Reeves’ Will Foster who is at the brink of a scientific breakthrough, however, when his family dies in a tragic car accident she decides to tweak his breakthrough and bring his family back through cloning. Of course, things don’t go as smoothly as he thinks.

Replicas had a ton of potential, the problem is the movie was not only pushed back on multiple occasions, it barely got any real promotion and overall it failed to really grasp its own concept and ruin everything it had built up. The movie also feels just a tad bit cheap, which doesn’t help the cause, and the third act is a little too wonky for its good.

Then there’s the ending…again.

 

All right, so there are my disappointments, least-liked films of the year. What were some of yours?

Summer Movie Season 2019 Review

The 2019 Summer Movie Season is over!

Once again, many have said this year’s Summer Movie Season was a disappointment, lacked any real substance, or was filled with too many sequels, reboots/remakes and what-have-you. Whether you want to listen to all that or not is up to you. Personally, I don’t listen to the noise, but I did feel like the latter half of the Summer Movie Season lacked any real, “I need to see this movie NOW.” Regardless of that, this summer had some pretty descent movies, and some great enjoyable movies. So here’s my roundup of the Summer Movie Season 2019 (movies are not in a particular order).

 

The “I Have No Idea What to Think”

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Based on the acclaimed book series written by Alvin Schwartz, produced by Guillermo del Toro – who had always had plans on directing originally – and directed by Andre Ovredal (the fantastic The Autopsy of Jane Doe), Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was bound to be a hit, or at the least halfway descent. I know I felt the movie was good, but it was always going to have an uphill battle trying to make the series of short stories into a feature-length film. Personally, I think they found a pretty descent way to bring these stories together – they ended up using one of the stories as a building block to create the Sarah Bellows character, and then have short stories be “nightmares” or stories the character have had/heard be the ones that come to life.

Again, I liked Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, but there was something about it that I felt it need more.

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Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood

Quentin Tarantino’s ninth film was one of the most divisive films of the summer, and probably will be for the rest of the year. Tarantino’s fairy tale-esque story of the final years of the Golden Age of Hollywood followed Leonardo DiCaprio’s Rick Dalton, an aging star, trying to find his way in a changing Hollywood with his stunt-man and best friend Cliff Booth, played amazingly by Brad Pitt. The film also starred Margot Robbie as the late Sharon Tate, and also included the Mason family.

I won’t go into the massive think and opinion pieces that the film spawned, but the film definitely had us talking more than I thought it would. No matter where you fell in the spectrum, Once Upon a Time…in Hollywood did its job of getting us to talk about it on more than one level – good or bad.

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Should Have Been Better (But I’d Still Recommend)

Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Its giant monsters fighting each other, so yeah, I enjoyed it. It was everything in-between that kind of slowed the movie down.

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Brightburn

Brightburn, basically the Superman story but if he’d had been evil the whole time, would also go under the frustrating category for me because the movie doesn’t really fully execute what it was trying to do, or at least didn’t fully go where it should have.

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Stuber

Stuber is one of those movies that isn’t completely original – story-wise – but the concept of a cop, played by the always reliable Dave Bautista, who can barely see, who basically kidnaps his Uber driver, Stu, played by the also always reliable Kumail Nanjiani, to help him take down a criminal who killed his partner works here. Genuine laughs and some great chemistry between Bautista and Nanjiani made Stuber worthwhile.

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Real Surprises of the Summer

Aladdin

Say what you want about the Disney live-action adaptations, I’m personally in the whatever camp as long as they’re good. When it comes to Aladdin though, I was never personally a huge fan of the old cartoon, so my connection to it wasn’t as strong as others. I went in expecting a lukewarm movie, but instead I was drawn in by the big, bright musical numbers, and while the movie had some pitfalls, I was genuinely surprised I walked out of Aladdin as an enjoyable movie.

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Crawl

I completely counted out Crawl from the very beginning. The movie followed Haley (Kaya Scodelario), who during a hurricane, goes to check on her father (Barry Pepper) who turns out to be injured, and the two have to not only brave the hurricane, but also a group of alligators. Yeah, the concept is a little whacky, and the trailers didn’t sell it too well, but man did I enjoy the hell out of Crawl. The movie is a solid horror thriller that got me a couple times with some solid jump scares, and Scodelario and Pepper sell the hell out of it. Seriously, Crawl is going down as one of my biggest surprises of the year.

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Least-Liked/Disappointments

Dark Phoenix

20th Century Fox once again whiffed the famous Dark Phoenix comic story on the big screen, and it’s all the more frustrating again, because like the old X-Men movies, the build-up to this version of the story wasn’t all that bad. Apocalypse teased out story, but Dark Phoenix simply chose to ignore that tease in favor of just retelling the story all over again.

The movie also had some behind-the-scenes shenanigans, like a last-minute third act reshoot, Fox being bought by Disney, Jennifer Lawrence clearly not wanting to be there and, despite his best effort, long-time producer of the franchise Simon Kinberg making his directorial effort.

On top of all that, the movie feels just pretty bland. Speaking of bland…

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Men in Black: International

How do you not capitalize on the fantastic chemistry between Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson from Thor: Ragnarok? I don’t know, but somehow they didn’t, and we suffered from it. Men in Black: International’s biggest problem is that’s really bland, and while things happen, it’s really not that all exciting. The movie also apparently had some behind-the-scenes troubles like the script constantly changing, an stars Hemsworth and Thompson rewriting their own lines. Never a good sign.

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Child’s Play

I was willing to give Child’s Play a chance, and while Brian Tyree Henry’s supporting cop character was probably the only real saving grace of the movie, and Mark Hamill voicing Chucky was a bold move, but the writing didn’t do him any favors, Child’s Play just didn’t do it for me. Some aspects of the movie were okay, but at the end of the day, Child’s Play is going to be remembered for being denounced by original creator Don Mancini.

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Shaft

Look, I love Samuel L. Jackson as much as the next person, but this new Shaft takes the wrong approach to old school/old mindset vs. new school. A lot of the jokes that Jackson’s Shaft comes off as a tad bit too misogynistic for their good, and despite the father-son dynamic between him and Jessie T. Usher’s Junior working near the end, Shaft had too many missteps and non-working parts to really have me rooting entirely for Jackson.

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Honorable Mention

Toy Story 4

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Spider-Man: Far from Home

The Peanut Butter Falcon

 

My Favorite Movies of the Summer

John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

Let’s face it, John Wick is the best American action series we’ve had for some time. The series has a great team behind it with former stuntman turned director Chad Stahelski and star Keanu Reeves getting us to root for people to get jacked up in the best way possible. Parabellum is more or less of the same from the previous films, but damn we I love seeing Reeves kick ass.

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Detective Pikachu

Growing up with Pokemon, I was always going to watch this. Granted, I was skeptical at first because I didn’t know how they would be able to pull it off without the CG looking goofy. Boy, was I wrong! The Pokemon looked great, and Ryan Reynolds brought Pikachu to life in a way I never thought was possible. Was it a little wonky, sure, but come on live-action Pokemon on the big screen!

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Booksmart

The directorial debut of Olivia Wilde sure made waves this summer, at least with the people that saw it in theaters. Booksmart told the coming-of-age story of best friends Amy (Kaitlyn Dever) and Molly (Beanie Feldstein), who on the night before their graduation realized they haven’t partied enough – because they wanted to get into good colleges – and try to right the wrong, of course, comedic hijinks ensue. Booksmart might be one of those movies that people catch on streaming, and say “why didn’t I watch this in theaters!?”

Dever and Feldstein had tremendous chemistry together, and the movie gets pretty wild – no pun intended – and the movie could have gone the raunchy route, the movie took the innocent – well, somewhat innocent – route.

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Midsommar

Ari Aster did it again. Midsommar was on a lot of people highly anticipated list, mainly because we wanted to see what Aster had up his sleeve after Hereditary. We got our answer, and I don’t think we were entirely ready for it. The film followed a couple (Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor) who along with two more friends go to Sweden and visit a small village to see their summer festival. Of course, things go very, very wrong…and weird.

Whereas Hereditary was about what’s in that dark corner, Midsommar made all the horror hit you in broad daylight. It’s a vicious, slow-burn of a movie that makes you anxious and with an ending that left many questioning what the hell? Because yeah, Midsommar was probably one of the most “what the hell?” movies of the year.

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The Farewell

Based on an actual lie of Lulu Wang’s life, The Farwell follows Billi, played incredibly by Awkwafina, who finds out her grandmother in China has cancer. Her family, finding it better not to tell her, fake a wedding to get the whole family together to see one last time. I really loved this movie. Not only is it extremely touching, the performance by Awkwafina was, to me, extremely surprising. I think most of us know Awkwafina from her comedic work, so seeing her in a dramatic role like this was also welcoming. While the story is mostly around this Chinese family, I think we can all connect to the story in some form.

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Ready or Not

Ready or Not will probably go down as one of the movies of the summer that everyone missed out on. It follows Samara Weaving’s Grace, who gets married into the Le Domas family, but realizes that the family has a dangerous deal with a mysterious figure that requires a sacrifice in the form of a game – Hide and Seek. That’s basically the bare bones of the movie, but there is a lot more to unpack and watch to enjoy. Ready or Not knows what it is, so it doesn’t try to give you an dishonest movie or even try to make it more serious than it’s suppose to be.

Weaving, once again, is reliable as ever and the family is the perfect foil to her character who’s just trying to survive anyway possible. Ready or Not will definitely be popping up again at my end of the year list. If you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and go watch this in theaters with as little information that you possibly can.

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So that’s my list. I’m more interested in what your Summer Movie Season roundup is like. Let me know!

August Movie Releases

Can you believe it’s already August? Seriously, where has the all the time gone, geez. Anyway, August is filled some movies that could have potential. It’s also the last month of the Summer Movie Season, also known to some as studios’ “dump month,” especially toward the latter half of the month because the kids are going back to school. Although, that seems to be less of the thing as the years have gone by. Let’s hope that it is not the true case.

 

2nd

Limited Release – Them That Follow

Set deep in the wilds of Appalachia, where believers handle death-dealing snakes to prove themselves before God, Them That Follow tells the story of a pastor’s daughter who holds a secret that threatens to tear her community apart. The film stars Alice Englert, Walton Goggins, Kaitlyn Dever, Lewis Pullman, Thomas Mann, Jim Gaffigan and Olivia Colman.

 

Limited Release – Luce

Based on a play by J.C. Lee, who also wrote the script; a married couple (Naomi Watts and Tim Roth) is forced to reckon with their idealized image of their son (Kelvin Harrison Jr.), adopted from war-torn Eritrea, after an alarming discovery by a devoted high school teacher (Octavia Spencer) threatens his status as an all-star student.

 

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw – Universal Pictures

Synopsis: Directed by David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2), lawman Luke Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) and outcast Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham) form an unlikely alliance when a cyber-genetically enhanced villain (Idris Elba) threatens the future of humanity. Hobbs & Shaw co-stars Vanessa Kirby, Eiza Gonzalez, Eddie Marsan, Cliff Curtis and Helen Mirren.

Thoughts: The first spinoff, surprisingly, of the Fast & Furious franchise, Hobbs & Shaw follows up on the great bro-chemistry of Johnson and Statham from The Fate of the Furious, and it looks as ridiculous as you would expect from a Fast & Furious spinoff. Add in Elba as “Black Superman” and Kirby as a new Shaw sibling.

 

 

9th

Limited Release – Brian Banks

An All-American football player’s (Aldis Hodge) dreams to play in the NFL are halted when he is falsely accused of rape and sent to prison. Years later, he fights to clear his name within an unjust system. Brian Banks co-stars Greg Kinnear, Sherri Sheperd, Melanie Liburd and Tiffany Dupont.

 

Limited Release – The Peanut Butter Falcon

Zak (played by Zack Gottsagen, who really does have Down Syndrome) runs away from his care home to make his dream of becoming a wrestler come true. The film co-stars Shia LaBeouf, Dakota Johnson, John Hawkes, Jon Bernthal, Jake Roberts, Mick Foley, Thomas Haden Church and Bruce Dern.

 

The Art of Racing in the Rain – 20th Century Fox

Based on the novel by Garth Stein, through his bond with his owner, aspiring Formula One race car driver Denny (Milo Ventimiglia), golden retriever Enzo (voiced by Kevin Costner) learns that the techniques needed on the racetrack can also be used to successfully navigate the journey of life. The Art of Racing in the Rain co-stars Amanda Seyfried, Gary Cole, Martin Donovan and Kathy Baker.

 

The Kitchen – Warner Bros., New Line Cinema, BRON Studios, DC Vertigo

Synopsis: Written and directed by Andrea Berloff (co-writer of Straight Outta Compton), who is making her directorial debut, and based off the comic series by Ollie Masters and Ming Doyle; The wives of New York gangsters (played by Melissa McCarthy, Elisabeth Moss and Tiffany Haddish) in Hell’s Kitchen in the 1970s continue to operate their husbands’ rackets after they’re locked up in prison. The Kitchen co-stars Domhnall Gleeson, Common, James Badge Dale, Bill Camp, and Margo Martindale.

Thoughts: When I read that McCarthy, Haddish and Moss were going to do a comic book movie adaptation I was pretty interested considering the subject matter. Granted, I had never heard of The Kitchen, but the trio itself is interesting enough to get me in the theater.

 

Dora and the Lost City of Gold – Paramount Pictures, Paramount Players, Nickelodeon Movies, Walden Media

Dora (Isabela Moner), a teenage explorer, leads her friends on an adventure to save her parents (Michael Pena and Eva Longoria) and solve the mystery behind a lost city of gold. Dora and the Lost City of Gold co-stars Eugenio Derbez, Jeff Wahlberg, Madeleine Madden, Temuera Morrison and the voices of Danny Trejo as Boots and Benicio Del Toro as Swiper.

 

 

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark – Lionsgate, CBS Films, Double Dare You, Sean Daniel Company, Entertainment One

Synopsis: Based off the acclaimed novel by Alvin Schwartz, produced and co-written by Guillermo del Toro and directed by Andre Ovredal (Trollhunters, The Autopsy of Jane Doe) a group of teens face their fears in order to save their lives. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark stars Zoe Margaret Colletti, Michael Garza, Gabriel Rush, Austin Abrams, Natalie Ganzhorn, Gil Bellows, Kathleen Pollard, Javier Botet and Dean Norris.

Thoughts: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark has been in the works for a quite a while with del Toro having been attached for so long, but ended up handing over the directorial duties to Ovredal, who made the terrific The Autopsy of Jane Doe. The movie will be blend all the stories together with an interconnect story were the book is written by the mysterious Sarah Bellows. Overall, the thing looks damn impressive, and the fact that it’s a pretty much unknown cast, I think it works a hell of a lot better.

 

 

14th

The Angry Birds Movie 2 – Columbia Pictures, Sony Pictures Animation, Rovio Animation

The flightless birds and scheming green pigs take their beef to the next level. The voice cast includes Jason Sudeikis, Josh Gad, Danny McBride, Bill Hader, Rachel Bloom, Maya Rudolph, Awkwafina, Dove Cameron, Tiffany Haddish and Sterling K. Brown.

 

 

16th

Blinded By the Light – Warner Bros., New Line Cinema, Ingenious Media, Levantine Films, Bend It Films, Rakija Films

In 1987, during the austere days of Thatcher’s Britain, a teenager learns to live life, understand his family and find his own voice through the music of Bruce Springsteen.

 

47 Meters Down: Uncaged – Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures, thefyzz

Four teen girls diving in a ruined underwater city quickly learn they’ve entered the territory of the deadliest shark species in the claustrophobic labyrinth of submerged caves.

 

Where’d You Go, Bernadette – Annapurna Pictures, United Artists Releasing, Color Force

Based on the novel by Maria Semple, and co-written and directed by Richard Linkalter; A loving mom (Cate Blanchett) becomes compelled to reconnect with her creative passions after years of sacrificing herself for her family. Her leap of faith takes her on an epic adventure that jump-starts her life and leads to her triumphant rediscovery.  Where’d You Go, Bernadette co-stars Kristen Wiig, Billy Crudup, Judy Greer, Emma Nelson, Zoe Chao, Troian Bellisario and Laurence Fishburne.

 

Good Boys – Universal Pictures, Good Universe, Point Grey Pictures

Three sixth grade boys (Jacob Tremblay, Keith L. Williams and Brady Noon) ditch school and embark on an epic journey while carrying accidentally stolen drugs, being hunted by teenage girls and trying to make their way home in time for a long-awaited party. Good Boys co-stars Molly Gordon, Lina Renna, Will Forte, Lil Rey Howery and Retta.

 

 

21st

Ready or Not – Fox Searchlight Pictures, Vinson Films, Mythology Entertainment

Synopsis: A bride’s (Samara Weaving) wedding night takes a sinister turn when her eccentric new in-laws force her to take part in a terrifying game. Ready or Not co-stars Mark O’Brien, Henry Czerny, Nicky Guadagni, Melanie Scrofano, Kristian Bruun, Elyse Levesque, Adam Brody and Andie MacDowell.

Thoughts: I didn’t really know too much about this one until I saw the trailer, but I was instantly hooked. The cast is filled with some pretty decently known names. Plus, the idea of a kid’s game turning into a full-blown survival thriller sounds great to me.

 

23rd

Limited Release – Brittany Runs a Marathon

A woman (Jillian Bell) living in New York takes control of her life – one block at a time. Brittany Runs a Marathon co-stars Lil Rey Howery, Micah Stock and Michaela Watkins

 

Overcomer – Affirm Films, Provident Films

The movie will unpack a pivotal issue in the life students and adults alike

 

Angel Has Fallen – Summit Entertainment, Millennium Films, G-BASE

Secret Service Agent Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is framed for the attempted assassination of the President (Morgan Freeman) and must evade his own agency and the FBI as he tries to uncover the real threat. Angel Has Fallen co-stars Jada Pinkett Smith, Piper Perabo, Nick Nolte, Lance Reddick, Tim Blake Nelson and Danny Huston.

 

30th

*Playmobil has been moved to December

 

Don’t Let Go – Blumhouse Productions, Briarcliff Entertainment, OTL Releasing

After a man’s (David Oyelowo) family dies in what appears to be a murder, he gets a phone call from one of the dead, his niece (Storm Reid). He’s not sure if she’s a ghost or if he’s going mad, but as it turns out, he’s not. Don’t Let Go co-stars Mykelti Williamson, Shinelle Azoroh and Byron Mann.

 

So, what are you looking forward to?

New Podcast – ‘Joker’ Trailer, ‘Pet Sematary’ & ‘Shazam!’ Spoiler Free Thoughts

The Podcast is back!!

The Movie Pit Podcast returns after a long, and unwanted, hiatus. I explain why the hiatus was that long. Enjoy everybody.

My Most Anticipated Movies of 2019

2019 is here! So you know what that means – NEW MOVIES!

Of course, there are a lot of movies coming out this year, and while I’m looking forward to many of them, there are some that stand out among the rest. So here I am, give you my most anticipated movies of the year. It should be noted that of course things could change. For example, movies get shifted around, pulled off the schedule or new movies are put on the schedule that I end up really looking forward to.

So with that said, this list is based off the current schedule that’s out, and they’ll also be done by release date, because it’s just easier that way. Let’s get to it!

 

*Note: My Best/Favorite Movies of 2018 Podcast will be coming out hopefully this weekend. That’s why you haven’t seen it yet.*

 

Captain Marvel – March 8th

Yes, this list will include Marvel’s big three movies coming out – deal with it! Okay, now that that’s out of the way, Captain Marvel is something I’ve been looking forward to since it was announced. Not only is the movie Marvel’s first female-led superhero movie, it has a pretty damn great cast. Brie Larson plays the titular hero, aka Carol Danvers, an army pilot who gets caught in the middle of an intergalactic war between two alien races – the Kree and the Skrulls. The movie will also be a good introduction to the character to a lot of people who don’t know anything about the character, and that said, Captain Marvel has some good stories to tell. Captain Marvel co-stars Samuel L. Jackson, Jude Law, Ben Mendelsohn, Clark Gregg, Gemma Chan, Lee Pace and Annette Bening.

 

Us – March 15th

Jordan Peele is back behind the camera with another terrifying story, and this time he’s not hiding the creep factor like he did in the trailer for Get Out. Us follows a family (Winston Duke, Lupita Nyong’o, Shahadi Wright Joseph and Evan Alex), who while on a family vacation with friends run into some unexpected visitors. Everyone was talking about the trailer when it dropped on Christmas Day, and it was well worth it, because the trailer starts off innocent and slowly gets weird and creepy until it goes full-on “what the hell is going on?” and just like that, Us, has gone on a lot of people’s Must-Watch List. Us co-stars Elisabeth Moss, Tim Heidecker, Anna Diop and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II.

 

Hellboy – April 12th

As hard as it might be for some – including myself – let’s move pass the notion that we will no longer get a third Hellboy movie directed by Guillermo del Toro. That said, the first trailer for the new Hellboy movie actually had me pretty excited. Directed by Neil Marshall (Dog Soldiers, The Descent), the new movie has Hellboy (David Harbour) facing off against an ancient sorceress (Milla Jovovich) named Nimue the Blood Queen bent on revenge. It looks like a Hellboy movie, and seeing Harbour get a lead role in a big movie like this is great. I was a fan of his before Stranger Things and seeing him finally get the recognition he deserves should be awesome to watch. Hellboy co-stars Sasha Lane, Penelope Mitchell, Daniel Dae Kim and Ian McShane.

 

Avengers: Endgame – April 26th

Arguably, the biggest Marvel film to date, Avengers: Endgame (yes, it’s called Endgame, you figured it out, good for you) finishes the story they started in Avengers: Infinity War. Honestly, I don’t know what to expect from this, and I like it. The story could pretty much go anywhere, and even though we’ve seen set photos, without that context, we’re just talking in the abyss. I always keep my expectations, hype or what-have-you at the door when watching big movies like this, but I don’t think I’ll be able to contain myself watching this in a theater with all the other fans around.

 

Detective Pikachu – May 10th

Loosely based – maybe – off the game of the same name, Tim (Justice Smith) meets an intelligent talking Pikachu (voiced and also apparently motion-captured by Ryan Reynolds) who help each other as they look into the mysterious disappearance of Tim’s father. I, like many probably reading this, grew up with Pokemon and have a special place in my heart for the property. However, I had my doubts about the movie, mainly because it was going to be a CGI-Live Action hybrid, and those tend to not be that great. But DAMN did the trailer change my mind. The world looks great, the designs of the Pokemon look great too, and might be unexpected; because I know I didn’t envision Pikachu with fur. Detective Pikachu co-stars Kathryn Newton, Karan Soni, Rita Ora, Suki Waterhouse, Bill Nighy and Ken Watanabe.

 

John Wick: Chapter 3 – May 17th

John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is back again, and this time he’s being hunted down by everyone. At least that’s the impression we got after the ending of John Wick: Chapter 2. The first movie came out of nowhere, and now John Wick is one of the best action series out there. Are they simple (plot-wise)? Sure, but damn there are a lot of fun. John Wick: Chapter 3 co-stars Ian McShane, Halle Berry, Laurence Fishburne, Lance Reddick, Jason Mantzoukas, Robin Lord Taylor, Mark Dacascos and Anjelica Huston.

 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters – May 31st

The gigantic sequel follows the agency Monarch trying to control the chaos that is to come when Godzilla battles three new monsters that have been awaken in Mothra, Rodan and the three-headed King Ghidorah. I know the first new Godzilla didn’t get a lot of love, but I personally enjoyed it. Now, not only do we get a sequel, but one that has all of the well-known other monsters we’ve come to know and love/hate. It also helps that the trailers are also great, and it looks epic! Godzilla: King of the Monsters stars Millie Bobby Brown, Kyle Chandler, Vera Farmiga, Ken Watanabe, Sally Hawkins, Ziyi Zhang, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Thomas Middleditch, Bradley Whitford and Charles Dance

 

Spider-Man: Far From Home – July 5th

The last Marvel movie of the year, Spider-Man: Far From Home follows Peter (Tom Holland) and his friends on a summer vacation to Europe, where Peter is recruited by Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) to stop a powerful threat. Of course, there have been a lot of set photos to come out, and it’s also been revealed that Jake Gyllenhaal’s Quentin Beck aka Mysterio isn’t a villain and will be working with Spider-Man. Other than that, we don’t know much, but given that Homecoming was a great new addition, Far From Home should be good too, right? Spider-Man: Far From Home co-stars Zendaya, Cobie Smulders, Jacob Batalon and Marisa Tomei.

 

Fast & Furious presents: Hobbs & Shaw – August 2nd

A spinoff of the Fast & Furious franchise, Hobbs & Shaw follows Agent Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) teaming up with once again with Deckard Shaw (Jason Statham). Despite how you feel about the Fast & Furious franchise – I personally think they are the ultimate turn-off-your-brain/have fun with it movies – the addition of Johnson’s Hobbs and Statham’s Shaw added a much needed boost to the franchise. Plus, the chemistry between Johnson and Statham was one of the best things about The Fate of the Furious, so a spinoff announcement had me onboard. Add on the fact that the movie will be directed by David Leitch (John Wick, Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2) and have Idris Elba as the villain. Come on, I’m getting in line opening night. Hobbs & Shaw co-stars Vanessa Kirby, Eddie Marsan and Eiza Gonzalez.

 

Honorable Mentions

Glass – January 18th

The Prodigy – February 8th

The Curse of La Llorona – April 19th

Brightburn – May 24th

Men in Black International – June 14th

Toy Story 4 – June 21st

The Lion King – July 19th

It: Chapter 2 – September 6th

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark – August 9th

Zombieland 2 – October 11th

Are You Afraid of the Dark? – October 11th

Star Wars: Episode IX – December 20th

 

So, what movies are you looking forward to this year?