It’s the end of the year boys and girls, you know what that means? It’s list time!
I’ll put up my list of “Best/Favorite” movies of the year later, but with all those good/great/awesome movies I have seen, I had to sit through some stinkers unfortunately. Some of these I knew weren’t going to be any good walking in, but I ended up taking the hit anyway. The list ranges all over the place, so don’t think I’m attacking certain movies because it’s easy. I walk into every movie with a clear mind and soaking up the movie for what it’s worth.
The list will have the movies in alphabetical order, just to be fair, and because I really don’t want to go through the trouble anymore of picking a number one because they weren’t good enough to make it on my other list.
Like all lists, this is my opinion! So if you don’t agree that’s perfectly fine and probably justified. Film is subjective, and that’s why I love it. Finally, there are other movies that could have gone on the list, but these are the ones that truly stuck out.
But first, let’s talk about the movies I didn’t know where to put, or as I like to call it – The Undecided
The Undecided Movies of the Year
Solo: A Star Wars Story
The Strangers: Prey at Night
Alright, now let’s get this over with.
The 15:17 to Paris
Disappointments/Least-Liked/Worst Movies of the Year
A remake of the cult classic series that starred Charles Bronson, the remake was directed by Eli Roth and starred Bruce Willis as Paul Kersey, a doctor who becomes a vigilante after his wife gets murdered, and daughter gets attacked, during a home invasion. The problem with Death Wish, well one of them, is it felt a little tone deaf in terms of the message it’s trying to get across at times. Especially considering the movie’s overall message being controversial itself, but it doesn’t help that the movie sometimes has major tonal issues when it comes to cops in the movie, more specifically Dean Norris’ character.
Proud Mary had some potential to be a nice throwback to the blaxploitation movies of the past. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case, and instead we got a lackluster action movie that tried to be more than it should have been, and failed on all accounts. Taraji P. Henson played hitwoman, Mary, who works for an organized crime family in Boston, and after a hit that changed her life, she wants out and wants to help a young boy that was also affected by that hit. Henson does the most she can with the character, and even Danny Glover appears as the leader of the crime family. However, I just couldn’t get interested in the movie at all. Even the action-packed finale felt too tame for its own good.
Oh Slender Man, what happened?! Well, I kind of know what happened. The movie is, obviously years too late, and the producers of the movie had some creative differences with the studio about how to handle and market the movie. This lead to the studio – Sony – not only moving the movie around the release schedule on several occasions, but apparently cutting several key scenes leaving the movie a noticeably mess. Slender Man had potential, but with the studio getting involved, a weak script and uninteresting characters, Slender Man lacked any real substance to make it worthwhile.
The Happytime Murders
What the hell was this? No, seriously, what the hell was this? I’ll admit, I didn’t mind the concept that puppets can walk around in the human world, and suddenly someone is killing puppets from a popular TV show, and it’s up to a puppet and his former cop partner (Melissa McCarthy) to solve the case. The movie wasn’t well received by critics or by fans, and you can’t blame them. I didn’t really expect much from The Happytime Murders, but I didn’t think it would be an unfunny, cringe-worthy at times movie.
Truth or Dare
Blumhouse has a pretty good track record with their horror/thriller movies, and even managed to surprise some of us with Happy Death Day, which let’s be honest, we all thought was going to suck (yes, I am looking forward to Happy Death Day 2U). So with that said, Truth or Dare had some potential and a good lead in, but it sadly craps the bed. The characters aren’t great, it loses a lot of stream most of the time after it builds something up, and the effect of the demon is really dumb. There is only one character that stands out, and that’s Hayden Szeto’s Brad, who has a storyline that doesn’t really belong in the movie, but it’s actually a good storyline that gets wasted. Plus the ending for me was really dumb, and has been done before.
All right, so there are my worst, disappointments, least-liked films of the year. What were some of yours?