Disappointments/Least-Liked/Worst Movies of 2018

It’s the end of the year boys and girls, you know what that means? It’s list time!

I’ll put up my list of “Best/Favorite” movies of the year later, but with all those good/great/awesome movies I have seen, I had to sit through some stinkers unfortunately. Some of these I knew weren’t going to be any good walking in, but I ended up taking the hit anyway. The list ranges all over the place, so don’t think I’m attacking certain movies because it’s easy. I walk into every movie with a clear mind and soaking up the movie for what it’s worth.

The list will have the movies in alphabetical order, just to be fair, and because I really don’t want to go through the trouble anymore of picking a number one because they weren’t good enough to make it on my other list.

Like all lists, this is my opinion! So if you don’t agree that’s perfectly fine and probably justified. Film is subjective, and that’s why I love it. Finally, there are other movies that could have gone on the list, but these are the ones that truly stuck out.

But first, let’s talk about the movies I didn’t know where to put, or as I like to call it – The Undecided

 

The Undecided Movies of the Year

Assassination Nation

Hotel Artemis

Mandy

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Suspiria

The Strangers: Prey at Night

Tully

Unsane

Venom

 

 

Alright, now let’s get this over with.

Dishonorable Mentions

Breaking In

Hell Fest

The 15:17 to Paris

 

 

Disappointments/Least-Liked/Worst Movies of the Year

Death Wish

A remake of the cult classic series that starred Charles Bronson, the remake was directed by Eli Roth and starred Bruce Willis as Paul Kersey, a doctor who becomes a vigilante after his wife gets murdered, and daughter gets attacked, during a home invasion. The problem with Death Wish, well one of them, is it felt a little tone deaf in terms of the message it’s trying to get across at times. Especially considering the movie’s overall message being controversial itself, but it doesn’t help that the movie sometimes has major tonal issues when it comes to cops in the movie, more specifically Dean Norris’ character.

 

Proud Mary

Proud Mary had some potential to be a nice throwback to the blaxploitation movies of the past. Unfortunately, that wasn’t the case, and instead we got a lackluster action movie that tried to be more than it should have been, and failed on all accounts. Taraji P. Henson played hitwoman, Mary, who works for an organized crime family in Boston, and after a hit that changed her life, she wants out and wants to help a young boy that was also affected by that hit. Henson does the most she can with the character, and even Danny Glover appears as the leader of the crime family. However, I just couldn’t get interested in the movie at all. Even the action-packed finale felt too tame for its own good.

 

Slender Man

Oh Slender Man, what happened?! Well, I kind of know what happened. The movie is, obviously years too late, and the producers of the movie had some creative differences with the studio about how to handle and market the movie. This lead to the studio – Sony – not only moving the movie around the release schedule on several occasions, but apparently cutting several key scenes leaving the movie a noticeably mess. Slender Man had potential, but with the studio getting involved, a weak script and uninteresting characters, Slender Man lacked any real substance to make it worthwhile.

 

The Happytime Murders

What the hell was this? No, seriously, what the hell was this? I’ll admit, I didn’t mind the concept that puppets can walk around in the human world, and suddenly someone is killing puppets from a popular TV show, and it’s up to a puppet and his former cop partner (Melissa McCarthy) to solve the case. The movie wasn’t well received by critics or by fans, and you can’t blame them. I didn’t really expect much from The Happytime Murders, but I didn’t think it would be an unfunny, cringe-worthy at times movie.

 

Truth or Dare

Blumhouse has a pretty good track record with their horror/thriller movies, and even managed to surprise some of us with Happy Death Day, which let’s be honest, we all thought was going to suck (yes, I am looking forward to Happy Death Day 2U). So with that said, Truth or Dare had some potential and a good lead in, but it sadly craps the bed. The characters aren’t great, it loses a lot of stream most of the time after it builds something up, and the effect of the demon is really dumb. There is only one character that stands out, and that’s Hayden Szeto’s Brad, who has a storyline that doesn’t really belong in the movie, but it’s actually a good storyline that gets wasted. Plus the ending for me was really dumb, and has been done before.

 

All right, so there are my worst, disappointments, least-liked films of the year. What were some of yours?

April Movie Releases

Well hello there!

It’s April, and to some studios, it’s the unofficial start of the Summer Movie Season. That said, this year could really take the cake, as Marvel pulled the unthinkable coup of moving their biggest films, and one of the most highly-anticipated movies of the year to this month. Let’s take a look shall we?

 

6th

Limited Release: Pandas

In the mountains of Sichuan, China, a researcher forms a bond with Qian Qian, a panda who is about to experience nature for the first time.

 

Limited Release: You Were Never Really Here

Based off the book by Jonathan Ames, and written and directed by Lynne Ramsay (We Need to Talk About Kevin), a traumatized veteran, unafraid of violence, tracks down missing girls for a living. When a job spins out of control, Joe’s nightmares overtake him as a conspiracy is uncovered leading to what may be his death trip or his awakening. The film also stars Alex Manette, John Doman, Ekaterina Samsonov and Judith Roberts.

 

The Miracle Season

After the tragic death of star-volleyball player Caroline “Line” Found (Danika Yarosh), a team of dispirited high school girls must band together under the guidance of their tough-love coach in hopes of winning the state championship. The movie co-stars Erin Moriarty, Helen Hunt and William Hurt.

 

Chappaquiddick

Ted Kennedy’s (Jason Clarke) life and political career become derailed after he is involved in a fatal 1969 car accident that claims the life of a young campaign strategist, Mary Jo Kopechne (Kate Mara). The trailers have been rather weird to me, and while it’s based on a real event, I’ve never actually heard about this. However, with a cast like this, it could be good. The film also stars Ed Helms, Clancy Brown, Jim Gaffigan, Olivia Thirlby and Bruce Dern.

 

Blockers

Three parents (Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz and John Cena) try to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night. I’m pretty sure the concept itself lends itself to being a little funny, and after seeing the trailer, I feel like that’s true to say. The movie does look like it’s going to go into the cringy and maybe raunchy area, but the sight of seeing John Cena playing against type will probably be fun. Blockers co-stars Kathryn Newton, Geraldine Viswanathan, Gideon Adlon and Colton Dunn.

 

A Quiet Place

Directed and co-written by John Krasinski, a family lives an isolated existence in utter silence, for feat of an unknown threat that follows and attack at any sound. Krasinski also stars along his real-life wife, Emily Blunt. The concept is awesome, and I can’t wait to see what Krasinski does with it. I mean, not only are we getting a brand new horror film, but a horror film where you can’t make a sound otherwise a monster – which we haven’t seen yet, which is great – will get you. Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe co-star as the children.

 

11th

Beirut

A U.S. diplomat (Jon Hamm) flees Lebanon in 1972 after a tragic incident at his home. Ten years later, he is called back to war-torn Beirut by a CIA operative (Rosamund Pike) to negotiate for the life of a friend he left behind. Beirut co-stars Shea Whigham, Mark Pellegrino, Douglas Hope and Dean Norris.

 

13th

Borg vs. McEnroe

The story of the 1980s tennis rivalry between the placid Bjorn Borg (Sverrir Gudnason) and the volatile John McEnore (Shia LaBeouf). Borg vs. McEnroe co-stars Stellan Skarsgard, Tuva Novotny and Robert Emms.

 

Sgt. Stubby: An American Hero

The true story of the most decorated dog in American military history — Sgt. Stubby — and the enduring bonds he forged with his brothers-in-arms in the trenches of World War I. The voice cast includes Logan Lerman, Helena Bonham Carter, Jason Ezzell and Gerard Depardieu.

 

Truth or Dare

A harmless game of Truth or Dare among friends turns deadly when someone – or something – begins to punish those who tell a lie or refuse the dare. Let’s be honest, a movie about the game we played at parties when we were younger sounds dumb, but at this point, we shouldn’t probably doubt Blumhouse Productions at this point. They’ve already done Happy Death Day, which is basically Groundhog Day, but Truth or Dare looks rather odd. I don’t know if it’s the way they change the people’s faces when they are “controlled” or what, but I don’t know. Truth or Dare stars Lucy Hale, Tyler Posey, Violett Beane, Hayden Szeto, Nolan Gerard Funk, Sophia Ali, Aurora Perrineau, Morgan Lindholm and Sam Lerner.

 

Rampage

Based on the classic 1980s video game, Primatologist Davis Okoye (Dwayne Johnson) shares an unshakable bond with George, an intelligent silverback gorilla that’s been in his care since birth. When a rogue genetic experiment goes wrong, it causes George, a wolf and a reptile to grow to a monstrous size. As the mutated beasts embark on a path of destruction, Okoye teams up with discredited genetic engineer, Dr. Kate Caldwell (Naomie Harris) and the military to secure an antidote and prevent a global catastrophe. I mean come on, it’s giant animals fighting each other with The Rock. Rampage co-stars Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Joe Manganiello, Marley Shelton, Jake Lacy, Jack Quaid, P.J. Byrne and Malin Akerman.

 

20th

Traffik

A couple off for a romantic weekend in the mountains are accosted by a bike gang. Alone in the mountains, Brea and John must defend themselves against the gang, who will stop at nothing to protect their secrets. Traffik stars Paula Patton, Omar Epps, Roselyn Sanchez, Laz Alonso, Dawn Olivieri, Luke Goss, Missi Pyle and William Fichtner.

 

I Feel Pretty

A woman (Amy Schumer) struggling with insecurity wakes from a fall believing she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. Her new confidence empowers her to live fearlessly, but what happens when she realizes her appearance never changed? I’m not the biggest fan of Amy Schumer, I’d probably even say I’m not, but I kind of enjoyed Trainwreck and Snatched, but those movies looked at least okay and funny. This does not. I Feel Pretty co-stars Michelle Williams, Busy Phillips, Aidy Bryant, Rory Scovel, Tom Hopper, Emily Ratajkowski and Naomi Campbell.

 

Super Troopers 2

A sequel that was funded by crowd-sourcing; when a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area. I can’t honestly remember if I liked or enjoy the first movie – I haven’t seen it in a while – and the trailers haven’t really grabbed me in the way I think it should for a comedy sequel that fans have been dying to see. The original cast will return with Rob Lowe, Emmanuelle Chriqui and Tyler Labine also starring.

 

27th

Limited Release – Disobedience

Based on the novel by Naomi Alderman, a woman returns to the community that shunned her for her attraction to a childhood friend. Once back, their passions reignite as they explore the boundaries of faith and sexuality. Disobedience is lead by Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams.

 

Avengers: Infinity War

The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe. Marvel pulled the ultimate surprising move by moving Infinity War a week earlier than original intended, much to fans praise. This also makes this first Summer Movie Season where a Marvel film won’t open in the last few years. Either way, we finally get the ten-years-in-the-making film early and I’m okay with that.