Jupiter Ascending Review

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Dir: The Wachowskis

Writer(s): The Wachowskis

Cast: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, Douglas Booth, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Tuppence Middleton, and Eddie Redmayne

Synopsis: In a bright and colorful future, a young destitute caretaker gets targeted by a ruthless son of a powerful family that live on a planet in need of a new heir, so she travels with a genetically engineered warrior to the planet in order to stop his tyrant reign

 

 

*Reviewer Note:  This will be a spoiler free review.*

 

 

The Wachowskis broke on to the scene with their smash and cult-hit The Matrix. Everyone fell in love with them, and then they started to go downward with a lot people after the sequels to The Matrix and Speed Racer, even Cloud Atlas had fans divided. Nonetheless, The Wachoski siblings have always been passionate about their projects and put a lot of work into creating the world and trying to get the audience into the world as much as possible. All of that can be said for Jupiter Ascending, problem is the film falls flat in areas and while there are highlights, ultimately the film is nothing more than an tiny bit average film.

 

The film follows Russian immigrant Jupiter Jones (Kunis), who works as a house maid but unbeknownst to her, she possesses the same genetic makeup from a powerful galactic royal family the Abrasax’s. She then finds out that she has some rights to Earth, (yes, the planet Earth). Because of this Jupiter is targeted by the three Abrasax siblings; Balem (Redmayne), Titus (Booth), and Kalique (Middleton). Lucky for Jupiter, she had a hybrid soldier turned mercenary in Caine Wise (Tatum) to help her. Unfortunately, they get caught up in a family feud and have to try to survive with the help of only a limited few.

 

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Again, Jupiter Ascending isn’t a perfect film and while it has some great things about it, it fails to capture on those things to help it move forward. The set design and costumes are beautiful to look at and add to the  whole building a bit, in the sense that you get where these characters are coming from and how they go about their life, but that’s all they are there for, to look pretty.

 

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Even some of the cool straight sci-fi stuff, like Caine’s gravity boots are really cool to see the first few times, but after a while they lose a bit of their specialness. The guns make the sound you would think sci-fi intergalactic weapons would make, and while cool to look at, they stop using them around the first half of the movie. The ships are another story. One of the main ships the characters use is nice to see fly through the streets of Chicago and destroy any building in sight, but once they get into actual space it, again, lose something at it even though the design of the ship looks great.

 

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The real problem with Jupiter Ascending is the story itself. While it’s nice to know what the creatures are and how everything works for these galactic characters, sometimes it is just better to let the audience enjoy the film and everything around it. I don’t really consider this nitpicky, just an observation because we see other films that don’t explain every single thing and still turn out to be good. I get that the Wachoskis are trying to get us invested in this world, but by the end of the film only a few things they explain turn out to be important and relevant.

 

The cast here is okay. It’s a nice change of the norm to have a female hero in a big sci-fi film like this with Mila Kunis playing Jupiter. Kunis gives Jupiter an equal level of being naïve, determination, and some unfortunate lack of seeing the bad in people. Let’s just say she gets caught in pretty much the same situation twice in the span of a half hour. Channing Tatum’s Caine Wise is a soldier that has wolf DNA in him, which gives him the fearlessness of a wolf and will do anything to protect Jupiter. His character isn’t just in it to protect her either, even though there is a somewhat forced love story, Caine does have a motivation to helping Jupiter.

 

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The other supporting characters are kind of forgettable. That’s not a knock on the actors playing them, it is just that they don’t really do anything and don’t really get fleshed out that much. Sean Bean is one of the noticeable supporting characters as he plays a character named Stinger, who has a history with Caine and tells Jupiter –and the audience – what is really going on.

 

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The Abrasax siblings don’t really do much. We get a quick scene of them all together, the only scene mind you, and then they disappear with the expectation of Balem. Redmayne looks to be enjoying himself chewing up the scenery while talking in his above whispering voice and occasions shouting. Out of the three siblings, Redmayne’s Balem is the most fleshed out character, even though he has about twenty minutes of screen time. Douglas Booth’s Titus is the “playboy” of the three and does something kind of creepy which you’ll know when it happens. Tuppence Middleton’s Kalique Abrasax is really just kind of there, she only serves one purpose of telling Jupiter what the Abrasax really do; she is the weakest of the three.

 

All in all, Jupiter Ascending isn’t a perfect movie, but there is some fun to it. You can get lose in the action scenes, especially the Chicago scene (maybe I’m biased), but there are a lot of characters that show up and do nothing for the film and then disappear – which includes two bounty hunters. Visually the movie is great to look at and while the story fumbles with itself, you’re going to have at least some fun watching it, kind of.

 

Jupiter Ascending

3 out of 5